112 Update: Slim featuring Ryan Leslie and Fabolous

Slim...
R. Les...
Loso, in case you didn't know so...

I'm still stuck on Slim's first single, "So Fly", preferably with the opening of Jadakiss and the ending of Yung Joc. Here's the video for the second single, "Good Lovin'"

Energy

New music from Keri Hilson...

"Energy"

Rock The Bells

As per reader request, I've been digging up on an artist thats name has crossed me several times but I've just never had the time to INVESTIGATE. After a true New York heatwave, where the highs have been near about 94 degrees I've locked myself up with my newly installed air conditioner and decided to look up Santogold.

Upon fine tooth combing her Myspace, I came across Rock The Bells, and here is what you need to know:

Name: Rock The Bells

What the f*** is this?: Concert/Festival Series

Represents: Several artists, including...get this, Wu-Tang Clan, Santogold and baby hood rat, Kid Sister.

Terms and Conditions:
"All tickets for Rock The Bells 2008 Festival are:
* All ages welcome.
* Rain or shine.
* No refunds or exchanges.
* Line up subject to change.
* All patrons subject to search.
* Photo ID required for all will call or guestlist ticket pick-ups."

Complete artist line-up: (subject to vary)
A TRIBE CALLED QUEST, NAS, MOS DEF, THE PHARCYDE, DE LA SOUL, METHOD MAN & REDMAN, RAEKWON & GHOSTFACE, IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE, DEAD PREZ, MURS, SPANK ROCK, WALE, JAY ELECTRONICA, SANTOGOLD, COOL KIDS, B.O.B, KIDZ IN THE HALL, AMANDA BLANK and HOSTED BY- B-REAL, SUPERNATURAL AND SCRATCH and DJ GREEN LANTERN

Your Wallet?: $39.50-$125.00 for tickets

For New Yorkers, your only shot at the show will be August 3rd at the Nikon Theater and Jones Beach. Being a resident of Long Island, I was quickly trying to get myself some tickets when I checked the calendar to remind myself that I will be very much in Jamaica, laying on white sand and "blowin' on asparagus, the realest shit I've ever smoked" {-Young Jeezy}

Whether in Jamaica or at the festival, we'll both be as high as Snoop Dogg and Gym Class...More than enough reason to Rock My Bells.

{source bitches)

I've Got A Thang For My Eardrums

At least........
I enjoyed watching the CLOTHING and MAKE-UP in the video...
This is not a track that is WORTH going on any MP3 player...
I mean, give Trina some credit..
She knows her song is garbage so at least she wowed us with the hot yellow trench coat..
I think I need one of those NOW!
Oh, and all the outfits in the video I wouldn't mind owning those either...

Trina featuring Keyshia Cole
"I Got A Thang For You"

Casely is Emotional

I am CO-SIGNING this track.
Official New Jack stamp of approval.
It's been in heavy rotation on the radio and I've been stalking the track down trying to find out who the HELL this is.

Name: Casely
Represents: Dirty South
Track in Question: Emotional
Claim to Fame: R&B young boy (i.e.: Chris Brown, J. Holiday, Ne-Yo)
Ideals: Thinks its okay to wear fitted caps along with suit jackets and Jordans.

Vote:
Let The New Jack know whether you're just sick of the R&B overflow or are you feeling, emotional after all?

"Emotional"
Casely

Bust It Baby

Please....take some time to watch this unbelievably and painfully hood video.
THIS is why no one will vote for Obama and why a black person will never be president.

Why must we NOT have class?

Umbrella-ella-ella

You bastards are quick, its only 8:27 a.m. and 11 people have monitored the blog...
Well applause to LibraDreamer again, she translated the dream I posted in DreamCloud. It's nice to have people like that around, deciphering things your ass wish you could, my primary thoughts of the dream were just: New Jack+Jail=Death.

Here's your astro overview:

General Daily Insight An optimistic phase nears its end on this last day of the Sun's visit to uplifting Sagittarius. We are riding a cosmic tsunami as we move through tomorrow's Winter Solstice. Several planets oppose retrograde Mars over the next week, motivating us to act without forethought. A tense Venus-Mars sesquisquare highlights our unfulfilled desires while the Moon's entry into restless Gemini at 5:14 pm EST adds urgency to emotions that are already inflated.

And then the Aries Horoscope today:
You may not be able to shake an uneasy sense of free-floating anxiety today, even if everything seems in order. Buried feelings are coming to the surface, yet you may not be ready for them to be seen by everyone. Avoidance could work, but requires too much of your attention to make it a viable strategy.

Man this retrograde shit is really getting on my last nerves. People who have no clue about astrology need to understand, the last thing you want is: 1. A retrograde in Saturn AT ALL, worse so passing through your sign when doing so and 2. A retrograde directly in your sign.
This summer was VERY rough for me, and pretty much everyone around me since Saturn was in retrograde, worse so in the friends whose sign it affected. Now Aries key planet Mars is in retrograde which pretty much since the arrest my life has been on "retard". It intends to stay in "asshole" mode until January 30th.

Here is what is supposed to be a cute pic of my baby, Kim Kardashian...but has gone awry...

She was in Mexico with her sisters, and I would've loved to see the suit, but this is like..trying to be a fashionable Muslim wife?
By the way, I've finally seen pictures of her ex-husband, he's black, I'm sure you're shocked. He's also a music producer, more shock written on your face. He's also hideous. Hey, the woman married someone who appreciated the goodies, nothing wrong there..I don't think.

Every site known to man is hyping 2007 as the year of Soulja Boy and Rihanna. Even though I do feel like Rihanna didn't do nearly as much hood rich damage as Soulja Boy. SIDENOTE: The video for (Crank Dat) Batman is going to drop. Those boys: The Pop It Off Boyz have gotten a record deal, I BELIEVE (don't quote my black ass) that its through Universal. Here are behind the scenes to implanting the seeds of the south back into the minds of America:


My face hurts...The New Jack still has a cold...I just want to BREATHE...
Away from Fergalicious, the new Allure cover goes to Rihanna...you were again, so shocked...


Yeah...I'm unemployed...and going to buy it...and you are TOO just because Rihanna is on the cover..
Being the owner of the current Glamour on newstands that I told you guys about (Carrie Underwood cover) It's been a good read thus far, I will comment on the REDUCTION of size of the magazine. Things like that do NOT make me who has spent $3._ _ at WalMart purchasing this magazine happy. The Marie Claire with Aguilera on the cover is even worse so, I want it so bad and every time I pick UP the magazine to see how thin it is I get upset.

As much as I've boycotted Cosmopolitan recently, I got a free copy (yeah I'm black and said it) of the December with Beyonce on the cover. This month, it was a good read, its kind of worth your money but if get it for free TAKE it.

Crank That New Jack

As per the last post............

(Crank That) Homeless Man:

Please....just don't get Oprah about it, and about our African American culture...and just enjoy it...



(Crank That) Grandpa is a billion more times entertaining in my opinion, especially with the entry of the kid w/ the grill in in his mouth IN a wheelchair..


The second part of this video of "Grandpa" has a WHITE baby walking through the performance, totally unannounced and it is HILARIOUS..the baby walks across twice:

Its ME Snitches....

After days of no internet (hence no entries), a rough Friday and Saturday...I have recovered and I'm back bitches...

It feels nice...
Slight headache of the moment but that aside, when is the last time I wrote? Friday? Saturday? And today is Tuesday right?

Moving along...

VH1 is going to drop their top 40 of 2007 countdown tonight at 10/9 central for any of you people interested.

There's a new video from Chrisette Michele, more on that soon...caught the ending glimpse of the video debuting on VH1 Soul, which was looking cute from what I saw..Her album has been in stores, people seemed content with the content..


Releases:
Glamour Magazine: Carrie Underwood is the cover girl. They have UPDATED MY favorite part of the magazine: "Jake: A Man's Opinion". Now for those who don't know, "Jake" is synonymous with "John Doe". "Jake" who's real name is Michael Sommerville, writes every month about his escapades dealing with women. He gives both sexes things to ponder, but mainly women. Read his latest article: Jake on Moving In
They also gave the OLD Jake a column apparently, now that he's married to his long time girlfriend, "Orange Blossoms". He's giving his opinion and women insight as to what men are thinking once married. Read I was Jake, now I'm married

Ludacris: has a new video featuring Rick Ross and Bun B that I am NOT moved by. It's chopped and screwed and ....Georgia. *sigh* I hope none of my down south readers take offense to that. Please don't. I WISH I could...clarify on my thoughts, but I just can't. Sometimes the word, "Atlanta" just defines things for others. (Debuted on Sucker Free on MTV2)
You be the judge, just because I'm not moved doesn't mean you won't be:


Marie Claire: Unless, you're...dead or not concerned with pop culture, you should know by now that there are nudie pictures of Christina Aguilera for this months Marie Claire magazine. She's major pregnant. I'm not usually a Marie Claire supporter, but will be picking it up. Like I said, shes MAD pregnant: (click image to enlarge)
Allure Magazine: Fergie Ferg dons this months cover. She looks pretty fierce, duh. It's not like we were expecting much less. (Courtesy of ThePopCrunchShow)







I'll be on my best behavior for the rest of the week kids...
I promise...

The Video Vixen Summit

Can I quote something utterly hilarious?
Apparently, I'm not the only blogger going ga-ga over this video. To quote a blog comment, "This isn't a vixen summit, it's a hoe convention". King Magazine has posted to its website a 10 minute clip of the first ever Video Vixen Summit held in where else but whore manufacturer state: Georgia, in August of this year. The video is pretty interesting about what these women have to say. There are definitely a familiar face or 2. Especially, Tae who has starred in Ne-Yo's recent videos.She used to be in the ARMY!! Who knew?!

I provided two separate videos for you guys, they START ALIKE but they both have different footage.




Ho. Ho. Ho.