Saturday, May 31, 2008

Aubrey, the J'Adore darling

I must be the only Danity Kane supporter, STRESSED by the fact that Aubrey O'Day is dating Jesse McCartney..























I must be...
I personally believe that some people are just TOO fierce for others. This relationship is a prime example.

More importantly, Aubrella darling is on the cover of J'Adore Magazine!























"Everyone's Favorite Doll In The House"
I have to say, she's certainly mine..

























I Want THOSE Flashing Lights

I completely agree with Colin......
This track needs to be in your MP3 player immediately...

I've heard this song 100 times over and couldn't for the life of me get this kids name, Colin Munroe
Please, visit his Myspace and show some LOVE!

Flash These Lights

Beautiful....
The REAL Flashing Lights video from Kanye West:


Life in the big city...you really have to know who you are..
I prefer this video to the version with Rita G:


Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Kardashian Workout Plan?

The Significant has told me numerous times that sex with me is Kanye workout plan-esque and you can burn up to and 0ver 200 calories having sex based on duration and position. Nicolette Sheridan of Desperate Housewives has been quoted that aside from eating right and a little bit of Yoga, she has sex daily and for more than an hour to keep her body toned.

If you're not in the mood to have sex, and tape it to see if you're burning efficient calories, Kim Kardashian has devised this:
























Oh yeah, that's real.
If you don't want to shell out $24.99 for the DVD, you can head here to pay $4.99 to download mini workouts. Internet savvy I see. As much of some of us may laugh at this idea until we feel like we've had an ab workout, don't these new pictures of Kim make you not laugh as hard?
























Now look down at your waist...
















































I believe it's not so funny to you anymore..

Nightmare on Def Jam

Creepy and Kooky, Kerli should definitely remind you of a bastard child missing from The Adams Family..
She is definitely a creepy crossbreeding of Kara Kent from Smallville (played by Laura Vandervoort) and Wednesday Adams, but her current single and video is on MTV making Avril definitely look like Barbie.

New Jack Math:











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I envision this is what Avril Lavigne may have wanted to be but maybe wasn't entirely successful, especially after her marriage to Derek of Sum41, where all her fans have been protesting that "she's changed". Her single, "Walking On Air" has a "Nightmare Before Christmas" essence to it.

WAY CREEPIER: Love Is Dead

Check out her Myspace and decide if you like Wednesday Adams blonde or not...

Coconut Juice?

Honestly America?
When my cute white co-worker Fitz came in bouncing to this two weeks ago, I thought it was a sick joke..
I guess I stand corrected...
Tyga
"Coconut Juice"



Is it just me or does Travie remind you of an overgrown Fresh Prince?...Just watch the video on mute...

50 Truths About Men

This pointed out some...things that maybe I never thought of...

1. Why should I remind you that “I love you?” I already told you once.

2. I’ll do anything for sex; even commit to you for life.

3. I hate arguing with you. I’d much rather find a compromise.

4. I love long hair. Sorry, but I do.

5. When you speak softly, I can’t help but listen.

6. I need to be told “no” sometimes. Not a lot, but every now and again reminds me that you are expensive.

7. Please don’t ask me how you look unless you’re willing to trust my answer.

8. My eyes notice other women a lot more when you are upset with me.

9. When you’re happy with me I can’t help but want to please you.

10. If I don’t feel I can make you happy, it makes me feel helpless.

11. I expect you to be ready when I pick you up.

12. Cigarettes make any woman look cheap and easy.

13. I'm scared if I let a woman inside my heart, she'll take advantage of me.

14. If you can’t stand up to me when I’m a ass, you’re too weak for me to open up to when I’m upset.

15. Sitting quietly next to me after you’ve made me a meal is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free ticket. You’ll be surprised how quickly I can forgive.

16. You did something hurtful. If I never bring it up, I’m considering leaving you.

17. I don’t read minds. Remember, I’m not a girl.

18. You may know fashion, but I wish you’d dress to please me, not other women.

19. If I’m losing my hair, it’s not funny. Would you like me to joke about your weight?

20. When I talk to you about football etc and you act bored, it would be nice for you to remember all the times I listened to you talk about what is important to you.

21. The woman I love is easy to please. She appreciates the effort I put into making her happy, even if I get the details wrong.

22. You look hot in a dress.

23. I hate being told what to do when I don't ask for help. It makes me feel you're my mother.

24. If you sleep over, I might eventually marry you, but I'm less motivated.

25. During sex my ears are as sensitive to your words as your skin is to my touch.

26. I need some type of signal or cue to walk across the room and approach you. What if you’re married!?

27. It makes me feel like you trust me when you ask for my advice.

28. It feels competitive when you insist on being in charge.

29. Being respected is more important to me that being loved.

30. I want every dude to hate on me when we arrive as a couple. Please don’t let yourself go.

31. When I’m upset I am very tone sensitive. How you say it is more important that what you say..

32. I hate it when you minimize/ignore my compliments. It makes me want to stop giving them.

33. I’m more insecure than you think. Why do you think I need your respect so much?

34. I don’t always know how I feel. That’s why I don’t tell you.

35. I don’t need you to do things for me. What I crave is being able to please you.

36. If I do one thing and say something contradictory – Go with my actions, that will always tell you what’s in my heart.

37. I find myself wanting to please you when you simply smile at me without asking for something. (Like a favor).

38. I really don’t want to hear about any of your ex-boyfriends, regardless of the point you are trying to make.

39. If I don’t share what I’m thinking it’s because I don’t think you will listen without interrupting.

40. I don’t like to argue and I don’t like to guess what’s wrong. Just tell me so I can fix it.

41. I love it when you put your hair in a pony tail. Yes, it’s a Freudian thing.

42. Don’t ask me, “Are you going to wear that?” when I’m already dressed.

43. A gentleman should always be respected by his lady in public, even if she is disagreeing with him.

44. If you don’t believe you’re pretty, you won’t believe me when I tell you, no matter how many times I say it.

45. It isn’t how much you weigh; it’s that your body is proportionate which is so attractive.

46. Sometimes I have weird and strange thoughts. I don’t take them seriously and I don’t want to share them with you (or anyone).

47. Sometimes you really don’t want to know what I’m thinking. See above.

48. If you cheat on me, it is nearly impossible for me to get over it.

49. I don’t remember everything about our relationship and that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.

50. I need some time to myself to calm down when I’m upset so that I don’t say something I will regret.
-Charles Nevichi

Monday, May 26, 2008

Hellz Bellz

I'M BACK BITCHES!
(what has it been...a week? I will explain..)

Is anyone as sad as me that they missed this?

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Rainbows After The Storm

Look....
I'm truly not sure...if this kid is straight or not...
Some things in life, are just..too good looking.




Name:Avery Storm
Claim to Fame: R&B Artist
Represents: New Jersey and Derrty Ent-Nelly's record label
Last seen: Notorious B.I.G. f/ Jagged Edge, P. Diddy & Avery Storm-Nasty Girl video


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You be the judge...

Frugally In Love

I thought it was really cute to read in Lolo's cube that "she" finally turned 100. I don't even know if I celebrated my 100th. With this post, I'll be 267...thats...old. I think I'm going to make it a big deal when I hit my 500th post.
Digressing.....
As much as many of black America may hate her, I love me some Beyonce.
I do.
And I couldn't have LOVED Frugal-Fashionista for posting this more...