Kim Kardashian Update: The View-Fit in Your Jeans by Friday

Cute....

Quote Of The Day-5/3/09

"Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul; the blue prints of your ultimate achievements."

- Napoleon Hill

I'm Going to Tanya Harding a Ho

My car is officially totaled..

As in, non-existent...non functional...not here...not to be repaired.

They cut me a check, and despite the economic times & my far from stellar credit I took my dollars and dreams and spent the entire weekend in higher spirits feeling on Friday I was going to OWN a Pontiac G6-GT.
Instead, today is Sunday and I'm confined to my home with no transportation and no hopes of a car unless I come up with $3,000.

What the HELL happened to me in April 2009?

I started the month with a salary cut, right off the back...glided into a workers comp injury..lost a total of probably 7 days from work which turned out to do way more damage to my life than good rest to my soul..then slid into a car accident, for them to to find the person who blatantly crashed into me NOT at fault & my car total out, leaving me the victim...car less.

Again, what exactly...did I do wrong for April 2009 besides want to celebrate my 23rd birthday in peace & happiness? Try to embrace the old woman-wrinkle club swag?
Cause really, April 2009 destroyed my swag and what I don't like is overflow...and it's apparently flowing over into May 2009 which I'm going to need to come to a complete hault immediately.

Thanks Jesus, with love, Management.

These varied unpretty April 2009 situations truly make me want to come through and "Tanya Harding" someone. Like the person who crashed into me...like the police officers who didn't really care...like my lack of control for not having the credit to turn around & buy a new car...like my job for giving salary cuts at the most inopportune time in all of history with no real proper warning so people could PLAN...

I'm just NOT seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. I expressed that recently to Boss Lady. That I just don't see it, don't feel it and everything that's happening to me is screaming that there isn't one...
I feel myself just getting plain angry. Which is not within my character. I get upset, sad, very frustrated and can be a crybaby, but not just generally angry. Everything I do, I just feel anger about.

I guess, in all my anger someone should really keep an eye on me...
And keep me away from golf clubs...

Drake Update: So Far Gone Mixtape

I've been looking for a copy of this to embed it here....

THIS makes me happy...

Drake - So Far Gone (MixtapePlayer.com)

New Jack Update: I'm Going to Tanya Harding a Ho

I got into a WILD, and VERY unnecesary car accident a couple nights ago...
The only UPSIDE I'm seeing to this, is the 97% chance that I'm getting a brand new car in 24 hours or less due to the severity of the accident..


















I'm also pleased to say it was NOT my fault, and the person is about to get clapped by me with a suit for reckless endangerment...
I was so mad about the situation he's so LUCKY he wasn't "Tanya Harding"-ed by me...


Golf club + Leg= Revenge...

More after the place of employment..& the car dealership...

Kim Kardashian Update: Blondie

It's only a wig...but I dig it...
Images via Twitpic

New Jack Update: HA HA HEE HEE HAHA HO

I'm so stressed out....

It seems like I'm working with no lights at the end of the tunnel...or it seems like the tunnel isn't ending either..

There's so much happening that I feel like my monetary is getting worse, my work load is getting worse & the things that are happening to me are just adding up..

It's funny that a friend said to me on Twitter "Muslims across America are laughing at everyone"..in regards to the SwineFlu epidemic. I responded to him by saying: "lmao about Muslims laughin at our piggy loving asses..straight up Britney HA HA HEE HEE HAHA HO"

First, we had MadCow disease and now, it's the SwineFlu....

With all I'm going through lately especially at work...I almost wish someone would beam a pig into my lap....

"Haha heehee haha ho"

Paradiso Girls Update: Patron Tequila

Hmmmm...
Anyone remember "PCD Presents: Search for the Next Doll"?
....remember, Chelsea Korka...

Or Asia Nitollano, my favorite?
Or more importantly the stiffness of Robin Antin's face..
She apparently has put together a new girl group...cause of course, we all somehow didn't see Girlicious as being a Grammy-winning group....

The new group is called Paradiso Girls...made in typical Antin-fashion, very PCD-esque.
I have to admit, I'm enjoying this debut single "Patron Tequila" and the video is being directed by Ray Kay (director for The Dream's "Rockin That Thang" video)..

The debut single features Lil Jon...here's a photo of the girl group, featuring Ray Kay, Lil Jon and even Eve..as their video was shot this past weekend in Los Angeles..

New Jack Update: HA HA HEE HEE HAHA HO

I straight up need someone to beam like Star Trek a pig filled with swine flu into my lap like yesterday....like yesterday. I'm so stressed out I would rather be bitten by 8 piglets right now....

Ugh..

More after the place of employment....

New Jack Update: Mmmmm Korean BBQ

These photos should speak for themselves....
This past weekend in Manhattan...

Drake Update: Replacement Girl

As per what I thought was a debut with Lil' Wayne, apparently I was so focused on Aubrey Graham also known as "Drake" the rapper and "Jimmy" on Degrassi that was NOT his first video appearance....