Sunday, September 28, 2008

Aubrey O'Day Update: Complex Magazine

Can we just

...Most definitely my favorite



The PussyCat Dolls, new album "Doll Domination" is being offered for $2.99 by through 9/30/08!

Myspace is hosting the ad on their log-in page as an exlcusive! So head over to Myspace or better yet, to purchase your $2.99 copy of Doll Domination!

I this recession where we can barely afford gas for $4._ _ a gallon, you might as well buy a whole CD for cheaper!

P.S.: Tracks to listen to and love: "Bottle Pop" featuring Snoop Dogg
"Whatcha Think About That" featuring Missy Elliot

P.P.S.: Thank GOD this whole album is actually NOT just Nicole!!!! The others get to sing!

Friday, September 26, 2008

JumpOff TV

Oh, JumpOff TV....

You couldn't have picked a better title to name the stage participants of your TV show.
Oh how you mezmorize me with your thick Jamaican and British accents so familar of my own family.
Oh how the women, stun me with their talents, precise, filled with speed and agility. As you display strong competitors for who is the best sex and dance talent.

Oh how my favorite is definitely hoodrats falling off the stage

Or who is the sloppiest of them all?

Or how to dance the most whorishly on an Indian man...

JumpOff TV, I'm officially a Youtube subscriber of your glory.


New Jack

Make It Rain On Them Hoes

Apparently during an economic crisis, that's still what a couple of people insist on doing. After dinner with my co-workers last night, I sit comfortably to catch the last 20 minutes of a brand new episode of Smallville as well as a two-hour season premiere of Grey's Anatomy. Both shows end, and after a rough day at work I get ready to curl up and turn in kind of early. I'm stopped however by the news that JP Morgan Chase has just bought my bank, Washington Mutual.

My mother is an employee of JP Morgan Chase, so she always keeps me informed about what exactly is going on with them. They've apparently been planning to make it rain and take Wamu for awhile...

I on the otherhand, have been making it rain on my creditors. In efforts to get ball rolling I'm in a hefty sum of an agreement that begins with its first withdrawls today. The way its set up its set up is so that half of my creditors are receiving their monies now. Others will begin receiving theirs early 2009 as these current creditors will be paid off already. I'm a salaried employee, so I get paid twice per month.
..Now I can technically look forward to only getting it once a month...
Also known as, no more purchasing rabbit fur coats to make me feel better...and hopefully I can still afford some Pineapple Parrots Bay.

It's a cold September day in New York. Its schedule to rain from today, Friday straight past Sunday and end early on Monday. With such severe economic crisis, maybe Jesus isn't in a good mood either.....

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Hormones, Blood Sugar and MRI's, Oh My!

Blood Sugar.....
Oh my! Or more like, oh shit...

I went to the doctor this evening, leaving a little after 6:30 pm only to hear a list of things. Here they are paraphrased:

You've lost 4 pounds
You need to now see an Endocrinologist
You're hypoglycemia is now labeled "severe"
You will be taking an MRI
You have a hormonal imbalance along side your hypoglycemia
I'm not sure exactly how to help you right now
I have no current solution to your mood swings or weight gain, but we know its stemming from both the hypoglycemia and hormonal imbalance.

So in wrap up...
Two vials of blood were taken from me
I need an MRI
I was pricked with a PUSHPIN for my blood sugar test (which I'm STILL angry about how much it hurt)
I'll be paying my first visit to an Endocrinologist

Like I said:
Blood Sugar.....
Oh my!

Monday, September 22, 2008

Dear Body, I Currently Hate You

Things are so not going my way....
I'm not spoiled, I'll admit that..but I mean, sometimes it sucks when things are just not going your way.

New Jack Diction:
Hypoglycemia: Hypoglycemia, also called low blood sugar, occurs when your blood glucose (blood sugar) level drops too low to provide enough energy for your body's activities. Of all the organs in the body, the brain depends on sugar (which we are now going to refer to as glucose) almost exclusively. Rarely, if absolutely necessary, the brain will use ketones as a fuel source, but this is not preferred. The brain cannot make its own glucose and is 100% dependent on the rest of the body for its supply. If for some reason, the glucose level in the blood falls (or if the brain's requirements increase and demands are not met) there can be effects on the function of the brain.When the circulating level of blood glucose falls, the brain actually senses the drop. The brain then sends out messages that trigger a series of events, including changes in hormone and nervous system responses that are aimed at increasing blood glucose levels. Insulin secretion decreases and hormones that promote higher blood glucose levels, such as glucagon, cortisol, growth hormone and epinephrine, all increase. As mentioned above, there is a store in the liver of glycogen that can be converted to glucose rapidly.
Symptoms of hypoglycemia include
* hunger
* nervousness and shakiness
* perspiration
* dizziness or light-headedness
* sleepiness
* confusion
* difficulty speaking
* feeling anxious or weak
* feel tired, irritable, or confused when you wake up {source}
***Anything underlined means I'm experiencing that, and to an extreme

I'm a sufferer of this. Apparently, its getting way more severe and a lot of things are going to happen. My diet is going to change, I might be put on blood sugar medication to control all the symptoms and effects of it. Oh joy! Symptoms! My favorite part!

This is what I can't stand about being Hypoglycemic secondarily to food...the mood swings.
The drop in blood sugar results in an imbalance of brain chemicals, if you will, making me cry at a moments notice, to about to strangle someone the next. My particular mood swings as a resultant have been of irritability. I'm getting angrier a little more a lot more than usual. The frequency is so much higher and ...its bad.
I'm getting snappish, hard core with my co-workers, and within this irritability I just disrupted the golden road of joy The Significant and I have been on.
I take EVERYTHING to offense
I get frustrated with EVERYTHING
I'm QUICK with a snark comment...a lot more than usual and its litterally affecting my work and personal life.

...a big no-no....
(Did I mention my FUCKING AIM isn't working? I'm not sure if like this SITE it's being hacked too. Oh joy!!!!)
My latest appointment with a doctor will be later today. I'll be put on a severely restricted diet and probably receive one of those cool finger pricker blood number devices.
...I'm going to pretend I'm looking forward to stabbing...myself.
This process is so hard for me. I know that some of the horrible thoughts I'm thinking-ones especially affecting my self esteem HEAVILY aren't true thoughts. It's all about this chemical imbalance because I'm physically ill but the thoughts..are still there. I find myself comparing myself to people, quick to notice what I lack or what qualities about them physical as well as mental are better than mine. No matter how minor the comparison, I find a way to blow it out of proportion only further crashing my own self-esteem....

Not receiving'm here alone trying to figure out how to block hackers on my own. Not something I've ever been saavy at. I've finally seen where they've hit, and they're hacking me for monetary profit. I've tried reaching out to different people with hopes that someone could supply some aid to where its obvious to not be my strong point. Once again, it rings true "If you want something done, do it yourself". Similar to all the other things I've asked, so many different people for assistance with in reference to this site and I wound up sitting alone, unemployed, studying everything to make EVERYTHING that is seen here the work of my OWN hand and no one elses.
...I would love for someone to point out where they lent a hand...
Seeing that they've blocked, my readers from leaving comments, are reaping all monetary value from my blog, that too has had negative effects on my self-esteem.
Annoyed, sad, and beyond aggravated here's three cheers to extreme Hypoglycemia.
And by the way Body, I do currently hate you...

Monday, September 15, 2008

Big Spender

To say I'm frustrated...would be SUCH an understatement...

I thought I was only having a bad day, until I got served with court papers for November. Just when I thought I was going to pop out of a cake for my probation ending on Halloween.

Nevermind that Marilyn Monroe move....

I really am, a New Jack. New to everything else in the universe, now I'm being shown up firsthand that I'm beyond new to my own self-defenses. For starters, I'm back to the Pineapple Parrot's Bay and Coke Zero.
I'm under the impression today that absolutely everything I'm doing is just...plain...wrong. At work today, as "Bruce Wayne" at my office job, I just couldn't seem to work the kinks out of absolutely anything. Someone was reminding me, or reprimanding me seemingly Naturally, when things are going wrong, the time between 11:13am and 11:14 am already in itself feels like 42 minutes have gone by.
...Not so much...
In efforts to try and correct this sluggish incorrect day of mine, I wrote a letter to my boss. My boss has devised these "one-on-one" sessions, if you will. The time is to be utilized to discuss how we as employees are feeling about things. Things we're both happy and sad about. It already saddens me that I have NOTHING positive to say during this one-on-one which was scheduled for 3 o'clock this afternoon. Now again, not to sound like The Notebook, but on some Ryan Gosling shit...I wrote her a letter, as I earlier mentioned. Just when I finally work the nerve to present it, with the expressions of all my issues and feeling therein, she tells me our one-on-one is canceled.
I was already feeling like total shit and was looking forward to the opportunity to get it off my chest. As corny as it might seem that I wrote a letter...
....Hell, writing is what I do best...
I felt so helpless today with everything just going wrong around me that it just came to a point that I got on some Rachel McAdams shit and just sat back and...cried.
....Not a good look....

In furthermore exciting news, wherever this "bug" has gone revenues have been cut by 75%. My subscriber count is fluctuating in weird ways, as are my page views and then even worse! Po, a new blog boo of mine notified me this morning that apparently by some act of Satan my comments are disactivated.

.....Naturally.............not by MY doing. And I'm loving how shit is happening NOT by my doing as of late, and I have NO control in reverting things into how it should be. I've been wondering why I haven't seen one..friggin...comment for WEEKS. I started to beat up on myself like "Maybe, people just think you're wack now...they're not interested enough to comment" ...or more like the truth that some roach by the name of blogged_crawl/0.3 is all over my shit wrecking my life. As if this site, the true love my life being eaten at by a roach wasn't enough, the laptop itself (1 year and 5 months old) is now on its way as well.
*reaches for wine glass*
Even furthermore un-sexy, I'm currently drinking if that's not Allister Crane-like.
So I came home after this day of...turmoil...trucking home at 40mph from the rain going on pretty steadily here in Long Island. I arrive, getting soaked as I realize my backdoor is locked and run around to the front, getting grass stains on my brand new white flats to see a thick rolled up paper with tabs sticking out of it. I pick it up only to see one of my creditors vs. my black ass and court in November.
After such a fucked up day....
...I might as well go on Ebay..and buy myself a rabbit-fur coat to make myself feel better.

The New Jack will certainly cheers to that..

Friday, September 12, 2008

Bust It Baby of the Month-September 2008-Brianna Amor

"I love them hoes, love them hoes, love them hoes"-Eamon
Does anyone remember him?
Oh, well let me be nice to those I don't know and not create labels on them. "Do unto others..."
I chose Brianna Amor as the Bust It Baby of the month maybe because she looks...real. Photos from her myspace page, not all of them are sickeningly airbrushed and I actually have the idea that I can reach out and..touch her...

...Now wouldn't some say that would be nice....
Now even though those photos are more of the..err..professional type..I still find her admirable.
Her resume certainly doesn't look half bad either for starters:
T.I “Big Shit Poppin”
T-pain “Bartender”
XXL Mag August Issue
Hip Hop Weekly Oct issue
TheSource Mag April Issue “Digital DimePeice”
Sweets, Mag Out in Stores now!!
Straight Stuntin
Boston's Vixens
Dvd Appearances: The All Acess DVD (Volume 15)
SugaBabys All Acess (Angel on the Cover)
You can't be mad at that..
And with the..umm..home photos, it makes 34-26-40 a lot more..err, tangible..

Looks like a pose I would choose......

I hope that was enough skin to satisfy even the blind...
{source, bitches}

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Justin Timberlake is BACK! William Rast Movie?

This is pretty cool...

I'm very picky about celebrity clothing lines, and extremely descriminatory about MALE celebrity clothing lines {New Jack Dictionary: see Vokal and FUBU} and I will admit I've always been pretty sketchy about this one from Justin Timberlake called "William Rast"..but hey, we're in a recession so everyone's trying to find a way to "Make it rain on them hoes"..

Good Job JT

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Rest Your Soul, Music Saves Your LIFE

I've been stalking this song for A WHILE..and I've FINALLY found it...

This commercial has been airing on the FUSE network, with this song in the background.

I'm also featuring it on my myspace page. His name is Ian Love, and I'm absolutely falling in L.O.VE. with him. At this exact moment, I'm sitting comfortably with grey sweats on, and a margarita glass full of Pineapple Parrot's Bay rum and Coke zero (you know, keeping that Jesikah Fitness going...) with this song on repeat. I absolutely love it.
In older Jason Mraz stature, geeky glasses, guitar and all Ian Love definitely looks like how Jason Mraz will look and act when Jason is in his late fourties.

No offense to Ian if he's not that old....

What I enjoy even more about Ian, not to sound unintelligent, I'm shocked to see that he's a Brooklynite himself. Love resides and records in Brooklyn.
...Interesante, I would have never guessed...
Be nice, friend Ian on myspace here

Milani Rose Update: KING Magazine Photo Shoot

You remember her...

Milani Rose's winning KING magazine spread is scheduled to drop December 2008.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Asia Nitollano Update: KING MAGAZINE?!?!?!


According to Asia's Myspace page, she is stating that she'll be in the upcoming October issue of KING magazine. {New Jack says, see green circle on photo below}

I'll be purchasing the magazine, with Nikki "Hoopz" Alexander on the cover

on Thursday to upload the photos of her...
if this is true....

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

All The Girls Standing In Line For The Bathroom 2.0 BITCHES

N.E.R.D.'s "Everybody Nose" remix video featuring Kanyevil himself, Lupe Fiasco and Pusha T from The Clipse

A hundred dollar bills, look at you...

Jesikah Fitness Continues

I'm still trucking forward...
The goal is to lose either 15lbs or 2 inches off of my waist by September 24th. I completely fell apart over Labor Day weekend (photos to be posted) with the West Indian Day parade and my BFF's birthday on Saturday, August 30th. Between lots of jerk chicken, hamburgers and wasn't the time to say to yourself "I will be skinny"(-Pink). In accordance with Rhonda Bryne's The Secret, you have to envision yourself at what you consider to be YOUR perfect weight and perfect body. Simultaneously, immerse yourself in visions and photos of what you consider to be perfect bodies..

Here's a new one to get familiar with, Brianna Amor....who will be crowned Bust It Baby of the Month-September 2008.
Until that post...I might as well post pictures of "perfect bodies". Will do, Rhonda.

Missing my mark...Thank you, Bug.

I've been definitely missing my mark here in Blogland....

It doesn't help that at one point I had a bug...I'm not sure if they don't think I don't know about IT but I'm SO on you. The bug was slashing my subscribers, page views, everything. It's been a very stressful and very disheartening time. I was watching all my work around me crash, and the problem is still not completely resolved. I'm trying to find out what EXACTLY Blogger is doing in terms of protection that is NOT working for me if there is a hot little crawler on me.

Also not aiding in my disappearance in Blogland was me falling back into a time management rut. Not so much a rut, but more so sheer exhaustion and too hectic of a schedule. There was several days I didn't even have the opportunity to check my mail..if I can't do that, I most certainly can't do a post. I'm trying to work a daytime plan with that...

I just might have to add Internet to my Verizon phone so I can begin "Mobile Blogging", because apparently it has become very necessary for me. I can at least do some scribbling during my lunch break...

I'm happy to say, even though I got discouraged from the bug drama, I'm back...

Kim Kardashian=PCD


Its about damn time....
The love of my life, Kim Kardashian finally performed with PCD at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas. For all who didn't see the performance, like myself, I hope the photos suffice...

Yeah, the entry is VERY late, but I still deliver on promises :)