Saturday, May 31, 2008

Aubrey, the J'Adore darling

I must be the only Danity Kane supporter, STRESSED by the fact that Aubrey O'Day is dating Jesse McCartney..























I must be...
I personally believe that some people are just TOO fierce for others. This relationship is a prime example.

More importantly, Aubrella darling is on the cover of J'Adore Magazine!























"Everyone's Favorite Doll In The House"
I have to say, she's certainly mine..

























I Want THOSE Flashing Lights

I completely agree with Colin......
This track needs to be in your MP3 player immediately...

I've heard this song 100 times over and couldn't for the life of me get this kids name, Colin Munroe
Please, visit his Myspace and show some LOVE!

Flash These Lights

Beautiful....
The REAL Flashing Lights video from Kanye West:


Life in the big city...you really have to know who you are..
I prefer this video to the version with Rita G:


Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Kardashian Workout Plan?

The Significant has told me numerous times that sex with me is Kanye workout plan-esque and you can burn up to and 0ver 200 calories having sex based on duration and position. Nicolette Sheridan of Desperate Housewives has been quoted that aside from eating right and a little bit of Yoga, she has sex daily and for more than an hour to keep her body toned.

If you're not in the mood to have sex, and tape it to see if you're burning efficient calories, Kim Kardashian has devised this:
























Oh yeah, that's real.
If you don't want to shell out $24.99 for the DVD, you can head here to pay $4.99 to download mini workouts. Internet savvy I see. As much of some of us may laugh at this idea until we feel like we've had an ab workout, don't these new pictures of Kim make you not laugh as hard?
























Now look down at your waist...
















































I believe it's not so funny to you anymore..

Nightmare on Def Jam

Creepy and Kooky, Kerli should definitely remind you of a bastard child missing from The Adams Family..
She is definitely a creepy crossbreeding of Kara Kent from Smallville (played by Laura Vandervoort) and Wednesday Adams, but her current single and video is on MTV making Avril definitely look like Barbie.

New Jack Math:











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I envision this is what Avril Lavigne may have wanted to be but maybe wasn't entirely successful, especially after her marriage to Derek of Sum41, where all her fans have been protesting that "she's changed". Her single, "Walking On Air" has a "Nightmare Before Christmas" essence to it.

WAY CREEPIER: Love Is Dead

Check out her Myspace and decide if you like Wednesday Adams blonde or not...

Coconut Juice?

Honestly America?
When my cute white co-worker Fitz came in bouncing to this two weeks ago, I thought it was a sick joke..
I guess I stand corrected...
Tyga
"Coconut Juice"



Is it just me or does Travie remind you of an overgrown Fresh Prince?...Just watch the video on mute...

50 Truths About Men

This pointed out some...things that maybe I never thought of...

1. Why should I remind you that “I love you?” I already told you once.

2. I’ll do anything for sex; even commit to you for life.

3. I hate arguing with you. I’d much rather find a compromise.

4. I love long hair. Sorry, but I do.

5. When you speak softly, I can’t help but listen.

6. I need to be told “no” sometimes. Not a lot, but every now and again reminds me that you are expensive.

7. Please don’t ask me how you look unless you’re willing to trust my answer.

8. My eyes notice other women a lot more when you are upset with me.

9. When you’re happy with me I can’t help but want to please you.

10. If I don’t feel I can make you happy, it makes me feel helpless.

11. I expect you to be ready when I pick you up.

12. Cigarettes make any woman look cheap and easy.

13. I'm scared if I let a woman inside my heart, she'll take advantage of me.

14. If you can’t stand up to me when I’m a ass, you’re too weak for me to open up to when I’m upset.

15. Sitting quietly next to me after you’ve made me a meal is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free ticket. You’ll be surprised how quickly I can forgive.

16. You did something hurtful. If I never bring it up, I’m considering leaving you.

17. I don’t read minds. Remember, I’m not a girl.

18. You may know fashion, but I wish you’d dress to please me, not other women.

19. If I’m losing my hair, it’s not funny. Would you like me to joke about your weight?

20. When I talk to you about football etc and you act bored, it would be nice for you to remember all the times I listened to you talk about what is important to you.

21. The woman I love is easy to please. She appreciates the effort I put into making her happy, even if I get the details wrong.

22. You look hot in a dress.

23. I hate being told what to do when I don't ask for help. It makes me feel you're my mother.

24. If you sleep over, I might eventually marry you, but I'm less motivated.

25. During sex my ears are as sensitive to your words as your skin is to my touch.

26. I need some type of signal or cue to walk across the room and approach you. What if you’re married!?

27. It makes me feel like you trust me when you ask for my advice.

28. It feels competitive when you insist on being in charge.

29. Being respected is more important to me that being loved.

30. I want every dude to hate on me when we arrive as a couple. Please don’t let yourself go.

31. When I’m upset I am very tone sensitive. How you say it is more important that what you say..

32. I hate it when you minimize/ignore my compliments. It makes me want to stop giving them.

33. I’m more insecure than you think. Why do you think I need your respect so much?

34. I don’t always know how I feel. That’s why I don’t tell you.

35. I don’t need you to do things for me. What I crave is being able to please you.

36. If I do one thing and say something contradictory – Go with my actions, that will always tell you what’s in my heart.

37. I find myself wanting to please you when you simply smile at me without asking for something. (Like a favor).

38. I really don’t want to hear about any of your ex-boyfriends, regardless of the point you are trying to make.

39. If I don’t share what I’m thinking it’s because I don’t think you will listen without interrupting.

40. I don’t like to argue and I don’t like to guess what’s wrong. Just tell me so I can fix it.

41. I love it when you put your hair in a pony tail. Yes, it’s a Freudian thing.

42. Don’t ask me, “Are you going to wear that?” when I’m already dressed.

43. A gentleman should always be respected by his lady in public, even if she is disagreeing with him.

44. If you don’t believe you’re pretty, you won’t believe me when I tell you, no matter how many times I say it.

45. It isn’t how much you weigh; it’s that your body is proportionate which is so attractive.

46. Sometimes I have weird and strange thoughts. I don’t take them seriously and I don’t want to share them with you (or anyone).

47. Sometimes you really don’t want to know what I’m thinking. See above.

48. If you cheat on me, it is nearly impossible for me to get over it.

49. I don’t remember everything about our relationship and that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.

50. I need some time to myself to calm down when I’m upset so that I don’t say something I will regret.
-Charles Nevichi

Monday, May 26, 2008

Hellz Bellz

I'M BACK BITCHES!
(what has it been...a week? I will explain..)

Is anyone as sad as me that they missed this?

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Rainbows After The Storm

Look....
I'm truly not sure...if this kid is straight or not...
Some things in life, are just..too good looking.




Name:Avery Storm
Claim to Fame: R&B Artist
Represents: New Jersey and Derrty Ent-Nelly's record label
Last seen: Notorious B.I.G. f/ Jagged Edge, P. Diddy & Avery Storm-Nasty Girl video


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You be the judge...

Frugally In Love

I thought it was really cute to read in Lolo's cube that "she" finally turned 100. I don't even know if I celebrated my 100th. With this post, I'll be 267...thats...old. I think I'm going to make it a big deal when I hit my 500th post.
Digressing.....
As much as many of black America may hate her, I love me some Beyonce.
I do.
And I couldn't have LOVED Frugal-Fashionista for posting this more...



Parental Guidance Suggested

And I always thought I was mature audiences only...
I found this cute thing courtesy of a new visitor: Marleux, writer of Lolo's Cube
OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

Created by OnePlusYou - Free Online Dating


I think that name, Marleux-pronounced (Marlo) is absolutely beautiful, very unique indeed...
Check out Lolo's Cube...

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Cash Flow

Here is today's Aries horoscope:

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

You may be feeling less sure of yourself now as a dilemma pulls you in two different directions. On one hand, you know what you need and it's not very complicated at all. But reaching satisfaction is more complex than you wish, for there is a conflict between your goals and what others can offer you at this time. Today, your happiness might depend upon your willingness to temporarily accept a variation of your dream rather than what you actually desire.

I'm at a crossroads....if we can even call it as such.
Currently, I am serving as a temporary employee at not my first choice of places after graduating from college. I'm making money. I have a few friends, but I'm learning nothing. I am serving in the Product Development department as a Product Specialist handling hotel contracts for three regions. This has not in the least, anything to do with anything I've learned to do nor desire to learn for my objectives in life. I'm working...for a paycheck. I'm working solely to exist in this recession that the United States is currently in. I'm very grateful to HAVE a "job" point blank, and I've kept that as much the focus as I can.

There is a position open in Product...permanent. There is a position open in Marketing...permanent. Upon applying, I've already been told by HR that they'll more than likely take me for the Product position; the thing I loathe. Whereas, in marketing I'll actually be learning about something I remotely CARE about, and will be able to apply to my music career later on.
To apply for the marketing...that I might not get. To apply to Product, get it, and be RIDICULOUSLY miserable. Or to be once again, unemployed....That is the question.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Talks About Love

Oh, the talks amongst co-workers...
My co-workers and I are a very chatty bunch, to say the least. We get doors slammed at us, "shush"es, and attitudes galore for being the crew thats trying to make the best out of a prison. I mean, job...
We got into conversation regarding the progress or lack thereof, of love.
Is there really a time frame that we can put on how quickly one must adapt in love? Would you stay with someone for 10 years, not married, but under the promise of love? How soon do you leave a person for not being on the correct "love track"? Aren't we all different, therefore moving at different paces?

There is so much it makes me think about. In the life of my own relationship, as well as the relationships of friends. There's been such an avid change in society. Every interaction with the next generation gets scarier and scarier to me as I more and more realize they're so apathetic. As are we. We care not about anything besides ourselves.

There was a point in time when if someone got pregnant for a man, he would immediately man-up and marry the woman and do what was necessary to provide for the woman and child on the way. BEGINNING with the marriage part and working his way down the line. Now, the latest D&G accessory to covet might as well be a "baby-mother". Tyra Banks said it herself, 76% of African-American women are "baby-mothers".
Let me repeat that horrifying statistic for you......I said 76%.

I refuse to be anyones "baby-mother", I want to be married, sooner more than later, and living with my husband...

And the end of it, you ponder whats brought up by my co-worker Valerie:
Maybe it is that OTHER women destroy most men. Men become less than quality because the less than quality (self-esteem issue having) women will tend to not demand WHAT THEY DESERVE. In doing so, the man is "broken badly". Similar to raising a new pet or child, when they are "broken bad" it will take EXTENSIVE trials to right that pet/child/other. In breaking a child badly at age 2, creating a terrorist after extensive trials you will be successful in bringing the child to proper behavior by age 7. Men, and animals work the same way. They must be trained in the beginning in order to develop good habits and if not, extensive work must be done for the correction. Once the man is "broken badly", by one woman he will move on to the next woman believing such is the way to continue.

So question, are men "making enough money for yourself....to be BY yourself"?

Jesikah Fitness

Today for me...
Was a new day.....
I have thought about things extensively. Realizing I'm having some really serious emotional battles and I need to pour that energy into something...besides eating.
Over the course of ONE year, I've gained 20 pounds.
Now don't get me wrong, this is no campaign for the book Skinny Bitch, but I did have some abs that were very fierce and now...I have lots of Mcdonalds....Jagermeister...and Hennessey..

Today...was day ONE of Tae-Bo correction. I got up at 6:15am and Tae-Bo-ed thru 7 am. I WILL say, that during the day today I've felt energetic and upon returning home I wasn't running to my bed exhausted.
So in celebration of my FIRST day of Tae-Bo correction..these are the photos that woke me up today:

Jesikah Maximus





But here's what got me through those stomach crunches, and the realization that I was destroying my perm with sweat by the SECOND:




It's the current desktop on my computer. Cheers to day one of Tae-bo correction.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

The Chipmunks Luv Your Girl

This made me smile today....

Sorry to sound hood but especially, the "F*** that N****" part done in a Chipmunk voice.
Alvin, Simon, Theodore...good job boys...

Details In The Fabric

Something to quiet my distressed soul...
GET "We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things"-by Jason Mraz on Tuesday, May 13th..

Jason Mraz
"Details In The Fabric"


Details In Fabric Lyrics

Calm down
Deep breaths
And get yourself dressed instead
Of running around
And pulling all your threads saying
Breaking yourself up

If it's a broken part, replace it
But, if it's a broken heart then brace it
If it's a broken heart then face it

And hold your own
Know your name
And go your own way
Hold your own
Know your own name
And go your own way

And everything will be fine
Everything will be fine
mmmhmm

Hang on
Help is on the way
Stay strong
I'm doing everything

Hold your own
Know your name
And go your own way
Hold your own
Know your name
And go your own way

And everything, everything will be fine
Everything

Are the details in the fabric
Are the things that make you panic
Are your thoughts results of static cling?

Are the things that make you blow
Hell, no reason, go on and scream
If you're shocked it's just the fault
Of faulty manufacturing.

Yeah everything will be fine
Everything in no time at all
Everything

Hold your own
And know your name
And go your own way

Are the details in the fabric (Hold your own, know your name)
Are the things that make you panic
Are your thoughts results of static cling? (Go your own way)

Are the details in the fabric (Hold your own, know your name)
Are the things that make you panic (Go your own way)
Is it Mother Nature's sewing machine?

Are the things that make you blow (Hold your own, know your name)
Hell no reason go on and scream
If you’re shocked it's just the fault (Go your own way)
Of faulty manufacturing

Everything will be fine
Everything in no time at all
Hearts will hold




Gas Fumes

I'm so.......done.....
I haven't been very consistent about writing in this thing for myself. I've been doing so many..updates as such about OTHER things, forgetting that the title of this thing is The New Jack. Therefore, as much as I write for others, I cannot forget to write for MYSELF.

I feel as if my tank is on empty. Somehow, very, I repeat, very unbeknown st to me I am still going. And not going at a sluggish pace at that.
"He don't even stop to get gas/If he can move through the rumors/He can drive off of fumes cause"-Kanye West

I guess that's how I feel. I feel as if I'm simply driving on fumes. Somehow, this car hasn't broken down or exploded as yet.
As yet is key...
Yesterday this car definitely showed a spark from a blown tire.
I was invited to a dinner yesterday, in which I cleared my entire schedule for and made sacrifices for-gladly, looking forward to attending for my relations to those hosting the dinner. According to the set up, I was scheduled to be riding along with the hosts so I was instructed several times to be promptly ready for 5pm. I was ready and waiting from about 20 minutes to 5. I was really excited and looking forward to the dinner, I felt as if I was apart of the family and was honored to be invited. Time passes and nearly at 6pm, about roughly an hour and 15 minutes or so of me sitting ready in my shoes and coat I was greeted via text message explaining that the party I was to be riding along with, has departed without me...

They have to pass my house in order to get to the main highway-in this case, The Southern State Parkway. In rush and frustration, instead of stopping where they had to pass by in the first place-my house, somehow, me stepping outside and into the car (taking a grand total of 7-12 seconds) would have aided in making them LATER than they already were based on their own accounts, they saw it fit...to leave me. I altered my schedule, and planned my schedule on Saturday solely around this event. There was no regard for my feelings and it was a direct display of classlessness. You do not invite someone to an event, and with the understanding that you are 1. that persons transportation and 2. that they are still attending the event and 3. the person is completely ready and awaiting your arrival, see it fit to simply leave a person.

Though I do not pass any blame on one of the parties involved, which is my BFF, for she was not the deciding party who saw it fit to leave me, I cannot speak to anyone too directly involved in the scenario. I fear the words that may emerge from me, that would inflict pain upon someone who was NOT at fault for the situation. However, pretend I am not angry? I will not. I contacted another BFF of mine, Bean, screaming in levels I'm sure she couldn't understand in a rage that I haven't felt...in a long...time.
One thing that I place out for people to know about me are as follows: my feelings towards, children/babies, animals and pet peeves-topper of the peeve list is to be stood up. I have been, unnecessarily, stood up so many times for so many ridiculous reasons that when I am stood up I see red. I surge to a level of rage that I can't really describe. I might have blacked out after screaming to Bean about the scenario because in my rage, and pounding headache and 3 Excedrin pills I can't remember everything I expressed. I do know, I screamed to levels that she insisted repeatedly for me to calm down; I do remember coming close to bursting a blood vessel; I do remember sweating from the heat of my rage.
At this point, I've come to the realization that not only am I fearful for the rage I might inflict upon others, but simultaneously, what is this doing to my body?
"OH! She was always an angry girl! She passed from an aneurysm? A stroke? Oh, a burst blood vessel! How tragic?!?!"
THAT, is how I feel like I'm going to go out...
One of those three is going to be my undoing...because of stress and rage.
After the same shrieking levels of rage on his voicemail, The Significant flew over and took care of me for the rest of the night. I ate erratically, Sbarro's immediately after the stress..trying to feed the emotions with something to quiet it. The Significant was up along side me until roughly 2:30am since I kept no food down all night long from my body still being so high strung. Now, I can imagine you say to yourself...
"This is a crazy bitch...alright, I get it, you got left behind..was that reason to nearly self-induce a stroke and keep nothing in your intestines all night long?"

I wish I could tell you that your thoughts are wrong...
But I cant..I just need you to tell me how exactly to fix my exhaust pipe before its way too late...

The mood playlist:


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Saturday, May 10, 2008

Korea Rocks The Cradle

If THIS doesn't make you smile....
You're probably Satan...
I want to be his agent...
At least he has more talent than a few...female...R&B singers I could reference...
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Evenings In Vogue

Cassie has a new album coming out?
Is anyone up for explaining to me exactly, WHY..
Check out this video: Evenings in Vogue Event



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I Luv Your Girl

I totally, and completely co-sign this song...
The Dream has a habit of creating these utterly infectious tracks that drive you to insanity because they wont leave your brain, BUT as much as you might be annoyed cause you've heard his songs 463 times today..YOU KNOW deep down in a corner of your mind-you're dancing.
He's as round as a dumpling, but you LIKE his songs.
For any of the 5 people on the planet willing to admit they support him, here's some behind the scene footage:

For the rest of us, who secretly love his music and just want to get to the point of the video:
The Dream F/ Young Jeezy
"I Luv Your Girl"


Did I mention Young Jeezy is a beast?
Here's the unedited:

Thursday, May 8, 2008

I've Got A Thang For My Eardrums

At least........
I enjoyed watching the CLOTHING and MAKE-UP in the video...
This is not a track that is WORTH going on any MP3 player...
I mean, give Trina some credit..
She knows her song is garbage so at least she wowed us with the hot yellow trench coat..
I think I need one of those NOW!
Oh, and all the outfits in the video I wouldn't mind owning those either...

Trina featuring Keyshia Cole
"I Got A Thang For You"

Over

As per my last post.......
Though La Firecrotchita cannot sing (as per opinion!), her voice sounded WAY better back here in comparison to her newest single "Bossy"
Lindsay Lohan
"Over"

Bossy Bitches

Now for those who don't know, and might be thoroughly disgusted by it, but I am the biggest firecrotch- loving, Lindsay Lohan fan...
I know, it might sting a little to read that...
I have her first album "Speak" which was FABULOUS (to me at least...I mean, she's no Alicia Keys..) and her second album, that completely bombed..and all her movies on DVD-I'm about to purchase the thriller that bombed also..

Being a LOVER of Lindsay I felt I should (hopefully) be the first to present this to you:
The first single off of her new album "Bossy", "Bossy". It was written by Ne-Yo (surprise, who is he NOT writing for nowadays)

**News from BET: Timbaland and Pharrell are producing on the album

Lindsay Lohan
"Bossy"

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

You Think You Love Your Wife?

I wonder.....

I'm coming down with the flu hardcore and you already know, when your thoughts feel muddled, sickness eases it none. I just finished watching "I think I love My Wife", a movie I don't want to spoil for anyone who might actually like or support Chris Rock as I do not in the least.

It hurt me.....

Yesterday was the two year anniversary of The Significant and I. Casting aside his amnesia of the date in his world, we came around into a conversation that needed to be had.

The subject?
His life.

Currently, amidst depression, (that he won't acknowledge) his life has become stagnant. The person that I met that was right along track with the life he should be, due to stress is no longer on the track at all.

I'm experiencing.......disdain...to say the utmost least.

You try so hard to help someone, and realize that quite possibly you care more for someone than they do their own selves. Upon that current realization within the last 36 hrs or so I've had no desire to speak to him, though he feels the exact opposite.

Just like the movie, you work so hard and fight so hard for someone solely driven by love and care, for the resulting outcome.....to not even matter because any temptation could derail that person at any given time. More importantly, to realize that you could care more about a person, than they can actually care for themselves....

What do you make of one who has stopped willing themselves to what is right by them? One who feels their dreams are gone, and therefore has lost all desire to improve any and all aspects of their life? Especially, the most basic. Just like Chris Rock's wife in the movie, despite his constant search for another woman she works hard for him cause she cares that much for him...and the basic...can't be provided.

Chris Rock thinks he loves his wife?
I think I really don't want to get married anymore as bad as I wanted to...

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Stealing Jason

ONE week from today is the release of Jason Mraz's latest studio release: "We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things"
Beginning on May 9th, he will be hosting a 4-day Myspace listening party of the ENTIRE album.
Here's some Mraz footage to hold you over for a week...


The Heart of New York City

If you want all the Jay-Z and Mary J. Blige tour re-cap it would be in your best interest to make nice at Big Urban Mixtape
Make real nice....

Monday, May 5, 2008

May 2008 Magazine Reviews

You should definitely purchase this.........

Kardashian Civil War

The last two episodes of "Keeping Up with The Kardashians" The Civil War was REALLY good:

Trust Me

Craig David....
Remember him?

He skipped over the U.S. with his last studio release "The Story Goes" (good album) and finally decided to come back over with "Trust Me", set to be released tomorrow, May 6th.
He already released singles off of this album in the UK, here's the video for the most current:
"Officially Yours"

Here's some behind the scenes on another single, "6 of 1 thing"

Oh, and I think you've realized that the curls are very much GONE:
Naturally, you can find more on his new release at http://www.craigdavid.com/

Remember Me?

Man.....
Time flies when you're having fun.......

This weekend has been way too packed for me to get remotely 5 feet in front of this computer.
News to look for after my return from my place of legal employment:

  • Jay-Z and Mary J Blige concert review and pictures-here and Big Urban Mixtape
  • Craig David? Remember HIM
  • Kardashian Re-Cap
  • Quick Tips
  • Return of the Mac-Remember THAT song? ...Remember your Ex....
  • Jay-Z and Live Nation
  • Kentucky Derby Death (Ouch :( )

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Closer

Nice job Ne-Yo...
Adorable and fresh...

"Closer"
Ne-Yo

Max This

I've truly, truly found it.
The most realistic in comparison to self.
Angel Lola Luv' s body doesn't come by without surgery.
But this....
Is possible...
32D-24-42

I am currently at 34DD- ___-42.5
I just need that MIDDLE number..
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Jesikah Maximus






This hot tamale is real.......


I think thats what attracts me to her so much, you can easily find a REAL person who resembles this with dark hair in the BRONX.


Can you say the word, stacked?
The allure about the Mexican cutie pie is that she doesn't have a body that looks carved by the hand of God or a surgeon....
Angel Lola Luv, Buffie the Body, Deelishis amongst others have these frames that you just KNOW, there's either something in the water they're drinking and you're not or they've got great surgeons. There's no point in aspiring to have curves that would mimic theirs, for it is nearly impossible. Maximus, on the other hand, though the still very tiny waist, mimics the look of so many young Spanish girls in New York already that you feel....its real. The body isn't some plastic creation; it looks as if you can reach into the screen and touch it.

Take a breather...
I think I've provided enough cayenne pepper for the evening...

Best of Both Worlds

Within 36 hours.....
I will be at Madison Square Garden.......

The Jay-Z and Mary J. Blige concert is tomorrow night at the Garden. Don't worry yourself, tickets have been sold out forever.
I haven't been to a good concert in awhile due to finances but I'm thrilled that if I'm starting 2008 with ANY concert, its this one.
All footage, videos, pictures, details about the concert will not be found HERE, at The New Jack. Around Sunday, you can find all details on Hov, at BIG URBAN MIXTAPE where I'll be doing my introductory post! You will find it with a New Jack label; it wont be hard to find.
Look for it upcoming this weekend!