Oh, JumpOff TV....
You couldn't have picked a better title to name the stage participants of your TV show.
Oh how you mezmorize me with your thick Jamaican and British accents so familar of my own family.
Oh how the women, stun me with their talents, precise, filled with speed and agility. As you display strong competitors for who is the best sex and dance talent.
Oh how my favorite is definitely hoodrats falling off the stage
Or who is the sloppiest of them all?
Or how to dance the most whorishly on an Indian man...
JumpOff TV, I'm officially a Youtube subscriber of your glory.