I was discussing with my BFF last night the importance of the vagina...
I was compared to Madonna, in which I find highly entertaining. Vaginal Neglect is serious folks. Sex ain't a crime...
Notice her singing Human Nature by Madonna throughout this great conversation, enjoy.
New Jack (10:35:46 PM): so what the fuck kinda type am i?!?!
My BFF (10:36:15 PM): ummmmm your the exact same except female
My BFF (10:36:26 PM): you’re the "fuck the son while the parents are away"
My BFF (10:36:34 PM): "steal the car while the aunts at church"
My BFF (10:36:46 PM): "get eaten out while your brother is the next door over"
New Jack (10:37:14 PM): LMFAO
New Jack (10:37:19 PM): IM DONE
New Jack (10:37:22 PM): OFFICIALLY
New Jack (10:37:28 PM): done, done, done
New Jack (10:37:47 PM): Niggas wont let me live down trying to get my pussy some play and D having some early view experiences
My BFF (10:38:14 PM): LIKE KURT COBAIN WAS HERE YEAH YEAH YEAH
My BFF (10:38:27 PM): see but thats what were saying..normal people don't take that RISK
My BFF (10:38:43 PM): but wen you're living on the edge like Aerosmith
New Jack (10:39:29 PM): hey if your vagina was begging and someone was willing to listen you wouldn't say no
New Jack (10:39:33 PM): i don't NEGLECT my vagina
New Jack (10:39:35 PM): its my BFF
New Jack (10:39:58 PM): i care for it IMMENSELY as it cares for me, its the epicenter of pleasure in my life
New Jack (10:40:04 PM): therefore it is not NEGLECTED
My BFF (10:40:19 PM): You sound like Madonna
My BFF (10:40:23 PM): EROTICAA
My BFF (10:40:29 PM): PUT YOUR HANDS ALL OVER MY BODY
My BFF (10:40:35 PM): *moans and whips myself
My BFF (10:40:46 PM): your poor innocent brother was next DOOR
My BFF (10:40:50 PM): E-ROTIC
New Jack (10:42:35 PM): i dont WHIP myself LMAO
New Jack (10:42:49 PM): Jesus is this what people think of me because i like participating in SEX?
My BFF (10:42:51 PM): hands all over mahh bodyyy
My BFF (10:42:54 PM): eroticccccc
New Jack (10:42:54 PM): I’m not an AMOEBA
New Jack (10:43:01 PM): I’m not Asexual
My BFF (10:43:02 PM): end quote--Madonna
New Jack (10:43:12 PM): I like to have sex with things other than myself
My BFF (10:43:16 PM): OOPS I DIDNT KNOW WE COULDNT TALK ABOUT SEXXX
New Jack (10:43:17 PM): well that’s cool too
My BFF (10:43:19 PM): AND IM NOT SORYYYYY
My BFF (10:43:22 PM): ITS HUMAN NATURE
New Jack (10:43:23 PM): but preferably not with myself
My BFF (10:43:38 PM): IM NOT BITCH DONT PUT UR SHIT ON MEEE
My BFF (10:43:45 PM): *its human natureeeeee,YES Madonna. freedom of sex is ur fifth ammendment and thats totally fine
New Jack (10:44:44 PM): PREFERABLY i like to have sex with SOMEONE cause I’m not under a microscope
New Jack (10:44:51 PM): its more like my first amendment
My BFF (10:44:54 PM): u can live however u choose my dear..but u just enjoy living on the edge thats all
New Jack (10:44:55 PM): then voting
New Jack (10:44:59 PM): speech
New Jack (10:45:22 PM): I'm only gonna live once, and while Montalvo steals DVDs i might as well sleep with someone’s son lmaooo
My BFF (10:46:10 PM): ITS HUMANN NATUREEE
My BFF (10:46:31 PM): *whispers to track* EXPRESS URSELF DONT REPRESS YOURSELF
New Jack (10:46:53 PM): THATS MY FAVE
New Jack (10:46:59 PM): EXPRESS YOURSELF DONT REPRESS YOURSELF
New Jack (10:47:05 PM): ITS FUCKING TRUE!!!!!
My BFF (10:47:12 PM): i ADORE madonna..thats why i get along with you so well
My BFF (10:47:20 PM): loud sexual bastards
My BFF (10:47:42 PM): im not mad u express your self..do your thing..ur just a rare breed along with the madonna types
New Jack (10:48:13 PM): thanks for the compliment *whips self*
New Jack (10:48:17 PM): unbelievable........
New Jack (10:50:05 PM): wait till your vagina starts asking you for shit...i told you i dont neglect mine
New Jack (10:50:10 PM): we're too close
New Jack (10:50:16 PM): it seems almost wrong
New Jack (10:50:21 PM): no...it is WRONG
My BFF (10:50:26 PM): LMAOOO
New Jack (10:50:27 PM): its my vagina, and its never done me wrong
New Jack (10:50:53 PM): and its done nothing but provide me happiness and pleasure, outside of once a month aside from that i heed its beck and calls-peeing and sex
My BFF (10:52:58 PM): omg this sounds like a roman philosophical chapter from some ancient book
My BFF (10:53:04 PM): the wonders of cooch
My BFF (10:53:15 PM): you’re out of your minddd i love it
New Jack (10:53:38 PM): im not CRAZY, i think thats why so many women are LOST today, vaginal neglect
New Jack (10:54:13 PM): they sleep w/some retard, when their vaginas are much more valuable and telling them to stop but they do it anyway cause "well hes cute"
New Jack (10:54:15 PM): no...
My BFF (10:54:15 PM): VAGINAL
My BFF (10:54:17 PM): NEGLECT
New Jack (10:54:19 PM): vaginal neglect
My BFF (10:54:56 PM): u NEVER cease to amaze me
My BFF (10:55:00 PM): that is all i will say
My BFF (10:55:01 PM): NEVER
My BFF (10:55:04 PM): NE-VER
My BFF (10:55:05 PM): OMG
My BFF (10:55:09 PM): i cant take it lmaooo
New Jack (10:55:41 PM): no one is stopping you from ignoring YOUR vagina bff...but you'll pay...karma son
New Jack (10:56:06 PM): when you cant get an orgasm 3 years from now and need to go to sex therapy or some shit, dont come asking God and me WHYYYY
New Jack (10:56:35 PM): vaginal neglect will be my answer, if i answer you at all cause i'll expect that you'll look at me and KNOW what I’m thinking therefore making it so i dont have to say anything
My BFF (10:57:51 PM): LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
My BFF (10:58:25 PM): but thanks anyway carrie
New Jack (10:59:17 PM): which of course i dont advocate random nigga pokings, but just be AWARE of vaginal neglect..listen if its telling you yo, if you cant wait anymore, you gotta make some sacrifices and heed the callings
New Jack (10:59:33 PM): neglect goes with abuse my love
My BFF (11:00:03 PM): LMAOOOOOOOOO
My BFF (11:00:05 PM): OF
My BFF (11:00:06 PM): COURSE
My BFF (11:00:07 PM): DR
My BFF (11:00:08 PM): PHIL
My BFF (11:00:11 PM): you’re WILD
New Jack (11:00:55 PM): I’m HONEST
New Jack (11:01:00 PM): and your VAGINA IS IMPORTANT
New Jack (11:01:08 PM): well..mine is...shit...
My BFF (11:01:33 PM): oh
My BFF (11:01:34 PM): fuck
My BFF (11:01:36 PM): mine is too
My BFF (11:01:45 PM): i love my precious vagina walls
New Jack (11:02:30 PM): speaking of which, i might be indulging in some phone sex
New Jack (11:02:39 PM): so im gonna tell u goodnight from NOW
New Jack (11:03:11 PM): i already had phone sex once today
New Jack (11:03:13 PM): ugh im so bad
New Jack (11:05:18 PM): me and vagina are tellin you deuces, we'll get some icing for you thats wordddd
New Jack (11:05:23 PM): night bffnasty
My BFF (11:05:46 PM): LMAO
My BFF (11:05:52 PM): night Madonnaaaaa